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The best one-liner I’ve heard in awhile…

I Googled “Bob Saget” and it came back “Why?” – Gilbert Gottfried

If they are too big to fail, make them smaller. – former Nixon Treasury Secretary George Shultz

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. – Immanuel Kant

One windy day two monks were arguing about a flapping banner. The first said, “I say the banner is moving, not the wind.” The second said, “I say the wind is moving, not the banner.” A third monk passed by and said, “The wind is not moving. The banner is not moving. Your minds are moving.” – Zen Parable

One of the biggest flaws in the common conception of the future is that the future is something that happens to us, not something we create. – Michael Anissimov

But the big feature of human-level intelligence is not what it does when it works but what it does when it’s stuck. – Marvin Minsky

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. – E. W. Dijkstra

I saw this on The History Channel tonight. When the first Europeans stumbled upon the Grand Canyon they looked down and thought the river below was only about six feet wide. They sent explorers down for a closer look. When these scouts returned they announced:

The canyon is deeper than it looks.